Four train wrecks per day
Elsewhere
Bicleta Bandita takes the lane on Mission Street Santa Cruz and discovers it's not so bad.
Jim Langley reviews a new book about Major Taylor. Biking Bis also looked at this book a short time back.
Fruitvale BART: Tour de Taco, Saturday, February 20th at 11:00.
Bay Guardian: "$840 a year to ride Muni? Save your cash -- buy a bike!"
Riding Pretty Tweed Limerick.
Take the lane legal victory in Columbus, Ohio.
Nitwit Illinois politician protests safe driving and saving lives.
Kate Hudson, yet again, on a bicycle.
ARM-Powered Lego Robot, Solver of 4x4x4 Rubik's Cubes and My Heart [Robots]
Normally hyper-intelligent robots terrify me, but this little guy has officially won me over. It uses Lego Mindstorms parts, a Lego programmable robotics kit and—of all things—a Nokia N95 mobile phone to unlock the mysteries of Rubik.
It's by no means the first Rubik's Cube solver we've seen, but it's definitely the first I've encountered that runs on phone. The ARM-packing Nokia N95 rests above the cube, scanning it with its camera as it solves. Double bonus points for working with a 4x4x4 Cube instead of the standard 3x3x3.
According to one intrepid YouTube commenter, the trial above took 15 minutes and 109 moves, which is more than my personal best of "a few months" and "I lost track." I just hope that when we're all assigned a robot overlord, mine is as neat as this one. [Make via Geekosystem]
Brian Barrett097335556837405436931809006818133431880306738176906712779362060473955227715688841345558943704998446806417453474026957612030352238674914053210616678846672885372606882198931490155712078648048022232683031080840420814059647602586927902414368065020607021600817012130119485657681932763505988605746075825440003636474794705194341256453091593152493706120463658929588988166110952420843288710331133566243004630916453679326651861173174451593819678703151073698383161682156701846257053010251773087738757673000912390386683953766222801009665742628675435038023857809235430941280159320068753667503806324049160846053421169026482889326021551365869664375748066118401449782394634260018770304371357067851581054089904799757816179074340656630057059308982912727321881595708995115329551716042737928289788804103996689091820753911494087429492787324806878388348202866477086716614883768938200915638351008654548811357199450723838060096155207287514885780151335744682157768212423756733032620137088845747865756052620932709458936989483307767527910066862767054502998795984224541635031371779280451417839273362508023430181204687090654377301564127896221878591110434923705196586092
This Is Exactly Why I Don't Check My Voicemail Anymore [Image Cache]
There are times when I let my voicemail fill up to the point of callers getting the "Sorry. Mailbox is full. Please try again." message. This is why.
Click on the image for a closer look.
Look, I'll return missed calls even if you don't command me to do so, I promise. Unless you're annoying. [Doghouse Diaries]
Rosa Golijan13345519443336942279059276505231182008301464689570088681984507733732329485512715172589457145228223580303522386749140532106166788466728853726073801936052138222421543001394792490987815757999357228391845170287743318242500530293076312826717211315998040859808123960102964435294808157661595553872857325469203304521523501158715064643915280713773811575128844440748191405688820367734489748071140307156805502660986101037899953698515837023705693306524146405945389701988610154734611445737612209195829306316492956009877821391718192220257579446016069296204481231101446385187166163323556351487561635180402860669840407036525858410075368173449072459316758201533622685171252149714228036217996238436182674369184492539660601132935171948697804111576031221259991178503601656638408540302695037603194075602566800282746425717174356717948692781050357398299485199606210616828674850371121051244437969657460360934866243773048744714681165771884237489122393137443850690260088946889758226185917171604555818275292040509340296329961560824862572480183495703743617603342380451103293788284241721441714442098149119090910591183242118872173115835846930924398920067348964506268307616620875086298691205004085963323903669691316439269428308679203372407093723371744068721531933123670881327519000357366426913068893134907015799
This Is Exactly Why I Don't Check My Voicemail Anymore [Image Cache]
There are times when I let my voicemail fill up to the point of callers getting the "Sorry. Mailbox is full. Please try again." message. This is why.
Click on the image for a closer look.
Look, I'll return missed calls even if you don't command me to do so, I promise. Unless you're annoying. [Doghouse Diaries]
Rosa Golijan13345519443336942279125227470257673788000632724617448657572505927650523118200830135124260318334735090315991246850013457914646895700886819845077337323294855127150241232201570885912117258945714522822358024933618644598977260303522386749140532106166788466728853726119528448221898125040929384408946709941407380193605213822242110925628570717476640101055179899819126515430013947924909878157579993572283918451248933038816695291203983898758920589574041051337416138889491803465381207716941304463426133309859690170287743318242500530640405626499603725813284033444264215647018933537801814396390293076312826717211315998040859808123960025159414795052738451029644352948081576615955538728573254692033045215235011587150646439152807137738115751288444407481914056888203677344897480711403071568055026609861010378999536985158370237056933065241015923305559081379114640594538970198861015473461144573761220919582930631649295600987782139171819222025757944601606929620448123110144638518716616332355635148756077906074971867392221634418594991431753616351804028606698404070365258584100753680105134988931196379902939981823120964451173449072459316758201204185566250514613615336226851712521497142280362179962384361581773764168599564908598362121344542398003629322862128622601826743691844925396606011329351719486978020048738112440887641656129522390484935704111576031221259991008618592105697747741785036016566384085407674424186279059011056993462514883564350302695037603194075602566800282746425717174356717948692781050785905511079144819403573982994851996062173055672645325583171061682867485037112105124443796965746036109794388803481765330024518958667963633109348662437730487447156801375292575214661468116577188423748912239313744385069026053855566844971471840088946889758226185917171604555818275292126509712968465946920405093402963299615613204542802665144504082486257248018349570374361760334238045110748865874685971528168748844942024127251206861516535192095407221573910623466059103293788284241721441714442098149119090902478558840097775913
Oil Is Too Important To Burn In Cars
(author unknown)
The Easiest, Cleverest Way to Download Any YouTube Video [Btw]
Want to have your mind blown, slightly? Try this:
• Open any YouTube video
• In the video's URL, switch out the "Y" in "Youtube" for a 3
• Ask yourself why you didn't think of this first.
KickYouTube handles video downloads in an equally clever way, and with even more options. [Lifehacker]
John Herrman09733555683740543693176233359294644034200633069829573883973305492094411052606459139103217580149028511346407606733511127017655783612517654961154345946123213735270569688590447960284013454754951040021117005582885769700182040730273053855716187100435779240360818060153067036564348718260105912088888396336909675847840799548710083085504634155788490604466477061973385209293844089467099414118077095750293847320311377793169611381615173051548159514680172656184867655139061089636725968522908512853620446060479235033918713261008696921377833263916264898615403995200875280665050236741677974399021147456043271112201212868785994395435790064643915280713773810053440459931762086315751288444407481914091325952270497564960528674793572994633208297115052593607617047630662829473887111719124374470495377114602109786665128284099099083130268278551469667733320587047607172107649333968093166748291099940646731735892332239701579809868230764115541384103301759046789100590054905097309862697506618084436229051553077906074971867392221206123987854886711800306771517812718533150034157551190385480105134988931196379903789136267301249794113012922344341729430211435773015466915210373899759076777721070818637796854712380392364520779589984713602838735041368401137554143013192043171124390842257384648206217489879713234366174047349449861809471327394647364544344109485475156498354575018462570530102517730204974052268432165808011656643664859200023075703568652774060064769994238057737715435688010106934698041115760312212599910283580047195540467917850360165663840854016997412353146580051465642529552818667203770931757119522509131441274578499865521201862756155751471116902648288932602155055932195859946438571376306459799041387316799753010140920614157211640321727163070279410158475945623613871029312426244207090822071107993587010357398299485199606203284877681940625747092380256300244611110245803842989891012007198944239356967391150893768019514076390150328375770265473000711506866319295781118969956318558774490022209041037808365301556123410855259861
What If Computer Graphics Ran Under Crayola's Law? [Infographics]
I love this timeline, showing the evolution of Crayola's crayons from 1903—eight colors, including poop—to 120 colors today. Now, imagine PC graphics running on Crayola's Law, which states that the number of hues doubles every 28 years:
Let's take the Color/Graphics Adapter as a starting point. Introduced in 1981, the IBM CGA was capable of displaying four colors in 320 x 240 pixels. Back then, it was all black, cyan, magenta, and white, or black, red, brown, and green. The world looked really bad.
The EGA era—16 colors!—would have arrived in 2037. Fast forward to 2149, and witness the arrival of humans to Jupiter, and Video Graphics Array cards, bringing 256 glorious colors in 320 x 240 pixels. 16-bit color mode and its palette of 65,536 shades would have been enjoyed in 2373.
What about our current 16,777,216-tone palette, the 24-bit RGB color system? Not until the year 2597, people. Terrifying. But then, this slow evolution would have been a small price to pay if our computers always smelled like a fresh box of crayons. [Crayola color timeline by Weathersealed]
Jesus Diaz13910321758014902851176557836125176549610604739552277156888406166788466728853726107193517349945823710855172284750132486606371682053401798851025869279024143680651590013408508286199201883891465775339783098610103789995369850527325344651969823613043380739421254619139429210652622444861619714861071682620016295205755854347882142566978746234963921075176881868208433603311335662430046309023594081505577586430184625705301025177317628804901232124553084289921059520705440593720804373810918313763064597990413873087941844060381842190357398299485199606218232874433370845753182352563192380530140150328375770265473003109654785215269978109794388803481765331831062716994432141700245189586679636331041560828654436597251315066534080185820408248625724801834957110120183709849920920855428158773372099308606682480943006712142964146253057210071749727784920550586302702259836685355265112768202003796119970429766142584926671208722434657743316193054502998795984224540040859633239036696916350313717792804514181204687090654377301326361052252164475910434923705196586092
Monsanto Has Farmers Cornered
(author unknown)
The US Imports 1.5 Billion Barrels of Oil a Year from "Dangerous or Unstable" Nations
(author unknown)0065880771988871745407939401720003271192077169365393208810650016885485765010133913275190003573664269
Nails! Magnet! Magnetism! [Image Cache]
Science visualization doesn't get much awesomerer and old school than this. We should put a bunch of these together near the North Pole, to keep the Russians from stealing it. [Caleb Charland courtesy of Michael Mazzeo Gallery—Thanks David ]
Jesus Diaz09733555683740543693139485736921123734501136806053006092382214944892060315330261144299742262838448710756003984141470540406166788466728853726153525038469820756491323352066636461124510142115969955325556157579993572283918451071935173499458237101958797004249998518064643915280713773810768434817850412767100243878702134822917045709916352094278861327273327558640372100123601462952756792026219532904538734900819794932049712846607036525858410075368120690365330590799150834782409576741255108170355103933177844058492463833452002840931472513682399487414064865972237014411159562123855429891231312745483226872444308794184406038184219100116116525587962230273681538579819206411585746249356383351133092742175685330171579785801852532368912501105182565729568107076947229647865241538153962263087689714095270790587424820122393137443850690260948068829503264857305708753747638036978065505941736056668011348643691086596308601513357446821577682038996656587442469301665328233214612006004821883897999386291025231153778569635280937524736829858327214296414625305721007150614237476286603720085048769683100334000408596332390366969055708331966679008021635031371779280451412046210520728084050181204687090654377301043492370519658609218079256592572479943
Why I Believe Printers Were Sent From Hell to Make Us Miserable [Humor]
Matthew Inman, aka "The Oatmeal," is a former web designer turned comic artist. He subsists primarily on a diet of dead crickets and malt liquor. He also thinks that printers have a place in hell right next to unicorns.
Reprinted with permission from Matthew Inman. You can see more of his work on The Oatmeal or in 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth, the comic book which he self published last year.
Matthew Inman01501900472390837468123962642071676767960987997728686824923609733555683740543693024033814771321313361019944618226534794913541887394330472419124099449475486156430550746319538247421010336578380653273864004187277540786457691762333592946440342017266690024131967314063272461744865757250827116114558707751215484060978020830346092737653393048873111153127762557180981805313702890769529008010083778894170977711654803966722527188711021125196135900720032246205628879813601122677749067988700509784926595998358267114146433568999378190594286670798844775414656828985757094252157859642174085107451349597629027476964803066995271496921202021217607362828482780657435633729410075513512426031833473509088023335207025901280285042656468563124908100866127704382194061596772170960451910210714281726216417414106121256890804583141702273468484703901725138781928813294005280694949248607194163069948570756521461134057656142544706715417947548844622119059327033909263865741196217722970505644617324172224357752298000575984058955034350923830280392742917607834943615548975364069787665196040621081356333967982051964207197823505416701935031591729311233721581306302276387603441413210037072282448043060473955227715688841812518683124991089108654934255096673577036408223113349306341467736381539698317214944892060315330261107674980530957496071003366581032197354507560039841414705404028083182979011841621282132321809833556304431359950443700735123752897930618747070983928992650814207314506392408452685105063377331741606187451701089002208418561405408529091953402160163892809206646354920023928317277932080604469394733444431566094681797218529996800929384408946709941415769830188256014479084398907382646553420186992159791489009503113777931696113816063734804379320552620781188479127653601508085172968615153411109545972958908491090614858601198745794311046202214073331937095168095767430941971726561848676551390601010551798998191265076173260385107457501793806412631592793600249767663807526139026036370148279635461684591181995301743101878570166266419226
Doctor Gets Five Years For Assaulting Cyclists With His Car
(author unknown)050781834106060348590022241892218376932213275190003573664269
Agent Smith Was Right: We Are At Least Partly Virus
(author unknown)03077810862505854833
Oh! The Irony! Hannspree Polar Bear HDTV
(author unknown)
Viva La Music Revolution
Submitted by: J. Magee via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Violet says, “Oohh! So *that’s* what pirating cable is.”
Mountain Unicycling: Amazing Stunts on Just One Wheel (Video)
(author unknown)
LOLMart Shirt of the Week: Long Cat to Scale
Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Day is available to purchase THROUGH SUNDAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!
Merry Christmas, FAILBloggers!
As you sift through the wreckage of another year’s Christmas, we hope you got just what you wanted. But maybe some of you just aren’t happy with the pair of light up socks given to you by your grandmother. Others may not be thrilled with the Taylor Swift CD Santa stuffed into your stocking.
If this sounds like you, don’t allow yourself to get down. Don’t file this year under Christmas FAIL just yet! LOLMart shirts is here for you, and this week’s featured shirt, Long Cat to Scale, could surely erase the sour memories of gift FAILS. Treat yourself or someone else to a limited edition Long Cat shirt.
How can you say no to a cat that loooooong? You have to admit, he’s pretty impressive.
LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect holiday gift for a friend (or for yourself).
Do the Green Thing: Buy Nothing
(author unknown)
COP15 In a Nutshell: We've Agreed Not to Do Anything Meaningful at This Time, Maybe Later
(author unknown)06696814818845525788
LED Lamp Sticks to Windows for Solar Charging
(author unknown)0426737594700697067700763571391198949745
