I'm sure jamón slicing is a very earnest business... just no-one thought to tell these two! Oh dear!

Passed lots of orange groves yesterday. Paid 7 bucks for a bag of lovely, juicy fruit as big as Pratiwi Bargain

Oh dear... it's that time of evening already. Thank god for red wine! Although... maybe that's what got us here!

Does this really need a caption? Just messing about while enjoying a few pre-dinner snacks

Not sure I like what Google Music is trying to tell me, but not sure if I have any grounds for complaint TBH! #80s

Dear @googlemaps, I'm neither Jesus nor Superman, sorry to disappoint! Maybe I'm just meant to wear waders?

Hallooooooooo... Apakah anda ingin bergabung dengan saya sebagai kari kambing?

Relaxing in late aftenoon sun above Pierrefitte-Nestalas. Some tricky decisions to be made come morning! Hmmmmm

At least Pratiwi dressed for the conditions! Nice shoes!

Spotted by Djupvatnet: 70's porn star in a Saab Toppola! Sadly didn't know of this option when choosing our van!

No idea why we have this picture of Pratiwi by a fjord with a pan of bacon, but... it's bacon so I'm posting it!

Host: "I'm sorry. This is all we have!" *A standard joke in Indonesia, no matter how lavish the meal Yum!

Nestled between strip clubs & sex shops, Radsport Bebelaar in Trier seems everything a boutique bike shop should be!

When one is in London, one must partake in dinner in Mayfair, darling. Pies & beer & silliness at The Windmill. Yum!

Walk into town deserves a treat, right? Beers & dinner in the White Lion, Ambleside. Challenging, but I managed

Pratiwi: "Are you going cycling today?" Me: [checks weather] "F*ck that!" Hmmmmm... any nice pubs around here?

Messing about in a German Ikea. Could we live in a 55m² apartment? Yes, as long as we don't have too many pillows!

Bali Bakery 'v' Holland Bakery. Which is the best Cheesy John in Bali? We vote... drum roll... Holland Bakery!

Either Pratiwi has shrunk or accommodation today is slightly oversized! And wait 'til you see the view! Love it!

Hmmmm... I'm not sure there is enough ginger in this ginger tea. What do you think?

All temple'd out! Everyone fell asleep after a very early start. Need to recover for the afternoon's temple tours!

Priorities in an Indo taxi: Seatbelts? Dashboard? Carpets? Working speedo? Rear door? Or 4500W video karaoke system?

Can't think why we chose this restaurant. At least while Pratiwi is engrossed in menu there's some entertainment!

What's going on here? Guess we were supposed to be striking a pose, but were having too much fun by the look of it