12:40

At Pampelonne Beach for lunch. But something isn't right in the carpark. Nor with pricing on menu. Let's skip it! wink

23:40

Window shopping in Cannes. Not sure Blancpain (with €35,000 timepiece in window) would appreciate their neighbour wink

11:20

Love my @cervelo RS dearly, but maybe time to trade it in for something with more... um... bedrooms? #FairExchange wink

12:40

Passing through MC seemed to be some sort of car show on... couldn't find the show girls though. Poorly organised! wink

14:09

Post-ride today. I guess you'd have to be a @simongerrans or @Orica_GreenEDGE fan to get this! wink

14:01

Best climb ever today: 205m vertical in 560m distance. Over 36% average! Or... bad GPS data. Which do you think? wink

14:50

Guided by the hand of god or not... don't think I'd be waving my umbrella this close to a priceless masterpiece! wink

18:40

Very well behaved farm dog, just sitting outside the kitchen & watching on. Looked pretty funny from the restaurant!

14:50

Messing around at Passo del Gavia. Pratiwi showing how to throw &... erm... 'catch' snowballs. And make a snowman wink

10:14

I don't know what 'Professional Bodysugaring' is, but if it helps keep unemployment here at 1.5% then go for it! wink

09:00

Babi hutan!!!! Right outside our hotel (apartment) here in Farchant (lovely place). Scary if it wasn't so tame! wink

09:55

Pffft... they said it would be crowded & cold. Doesn't seem that bad at all! Now, riders should be through any... wink

12:40

Shoppers lost inside the Citroën showroom, Champs Elysées wink

19:23

If you don't read what's on a notice board, why would you expect anyone else to? wink

15:28

More location fails. Chatswood isn't China... yet! wink